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My keen savvy on how anything mechanical works means that there isn't an engine in the world that i can't fix... with the right tools. Long days i spent overhauling huge tank engines have also given me an imposing physical presence with outstanding strength and endurance. Special Skills: Mechanic, Heavy Weapons

Who was Baron Von Beige in the past?

Von Beige’s origin is unknown. It is only known that he appeared at the same time as William Blade, both fighter pilots during the Tanic-Greeno World Wars.

Much like William Blade, this nameless pilot wore the same type of cowboy hat with the mark of the Union Cavalry, but without glasses. Blade’s provenance is classified, if searched in the Green Army archives, therefore it is most likely that the same will happen with Beige. Although currently, having access to the Tan classified files, there is no mention of the Baron until shortly before Air Attack 2 (maybe they were destroyed).

Both Blade and Von Beige (at that time an unnamed pilot) were pilots who did not go out of the ordinary until they found their ideal vehicle. In Beige’s case it was his biplane, “The Beige”.

Although over time his biplane fell far behind the streamlined monoplanes, he was still a great pilot thanks to the biplane’s superior maneuverability. But his greatest weakness, his stubbornness and the air resistance that made him maneuverable but slower, ended up condemning him. Shot down by William Blade’s father, a Green naval officer, his stubbornness to leave the battleground in time left him on the ground with burns that keep him out of combat for a few years.

When he returned to active service, some time after Air Attack, he found that helicopters were in fashion, even combat airplanes falling behind. So he tried his luck piloting choppers and stood out, winning his name: Baron Von Beige, the Ace Pilot on Airplanes & Choppers, when he killed the plastic man who left him on the ground on the past: William Blade’s father. But this not lasted to long. He was ambushed by the entire Alpha Wolf Battalion of the Green Army in retaliation for Blade’s father death, who this time make sure to not only roast Von Beige completely, but also finish him off. But still, Von Beige did not die.

Von Beige logo

The cost to defeat Von Beige was high: Lieutenants James Marshall “Woodstock” and Dave Parker “Rawhide” were killed in action (KIA). And on top of that, unfortunately a short time later it was learned that, although in very bad condition, Von Beige survived. From that moment on Beige had to live with a special mask that covers his entire face. He was completely disfigured and burned to the inside, to the point that no one understands how he could have survived.

It was only for Army Men: Air Attack 2 that he found his true love… the Triplane: A fighter that had the capabilities of both, a fighter airplane and a helicopter, which ended up surpassing the Green Army helicopters.

And Army Men: Air Attack 2 is where Von Beige got his second chance not only against Blade, but against all of the Alpha Wolf pilots.

The Expedition Log #1: Plastic Soldiers in the Human Realm

We’ll explore the fascinating interactions of the plastic soldiers from Plastic World with the creatures they encountered in the human realm, the Real World. This time Bugs, or Insects, whatever you want to call this monsters.

The Ants’ Alliance

Objective:

Observe and document ant behavior in suburban gardens.

Findings:
  • Worker Ants: Tirelessly forage for food, constructing intricate tunnels.
  • Soldier Ants: Guard the colony, their mandibles ready for defense.
  • Queen Ants: The heart of the colony, laying eggs to sustain the population.
  • Communication: Pheromones guide their actions, akin to coded messages.

The Curious Case of Bees

Objective:

Study bees’ role in pollination and hive dynamics.

Findings:
  • Pollination: Bees transfer pollen from flower to flower, ensuring plant reproduction.
  • Hive Structure: Queen bees reign, drones serve, and worker bees labor harmoniously.
  • Waggle Dance: A mysterious dance communicates nectar sources to fellow bees.

The Enigma of Butterflies

Objective:

Unravel the metamorphic magic of butterflies.

Findings:
  • Caterpillar Transformation: From leaf-munching caterpillars to delicate-winged adults.
  • Nectar Sippers: Butterflies flit from bloom to bloom, sipping nectar.
  • Mimicry: Some species mimic toxic counterparts for survival.

Ladybugs: Guardians of the Green

Objective:

Investigate ladybugs’ role in pest control.

Findings:
  • Aphid Assassins: Ladybugs devour aphids, protecting crops.
  • Polka-Dotted Armor: Bright colors ward off predators.
  • Overwintering Clusters: Ladybugs huddle for warmth during colder months.

Grasshoppers: Leapers and Singers

Objective:

Understand grasshopper behavior in grasslands.

Findings:
  • Acrobatic Leaps: Grasshoppers propel themselves great distances.
  • Stridulation: Males serenade females with leg-rubbing songs.
  • Herbivores: They graze on leaves and stems, maintaining ecosystem balance.

The plastic soldiers’ scientific endeavors provide glimpses into the intricate lives of Real World’s creatures. As they continue their explorations, perhaps they’ll uncover even more remarkable phenomena.