I enjoy poetry and long walks on the beach, and you'd do well not to make fun of that fact. I have obvious physical prowess that makes me an easy candidate to handle "the heavy stuff". However, i prefer a good book to a howitzer, any day. Because of this adoration i have for the written word, i dedicated much of my time to studying foreign languages in order to read these works in their native tongue. When in battle, i waste little time dispatching the enemy so i can concentrate on "the finer things". Although slow, i have massive hit points. I'm also black.

Sometimes, the most important battles aren't fought on the battlefield. Without civilians who work in the manufacture of ammunition, Green Army would not have been able to endure the multiple conflicts all these years. That is why I dedicate much of my time as a support editor on this website, decorating the soulless texts of the military and historians with "flourished metaphors".

Special Skills: Heavy Weapons, Linguist