The Willys MB Jeep: A Miniature Marvel
“These army mules get you where you’re going. Equipped with light armor and a machine gun, you can also have some fun as you arrive” – Sarge
To the Army Men, the Willys MB isn’t just a vehicle; it’s a lifeline. Its dimensions are etched into their plastic minds, where every inch becomes a miniature mile, where every detail becomes compact yet significant. These little Willys Jeeps might be made of plastic, but their courage is as solid as their molded bodies and the determination of their Army Men drivers.
Light in armor but quick in speed, the jeep is a useful unit. They can dish out some damage to the enemy, but you might want to avoid heavy battle with them or you’re bound to lose some.
Willys MB-Jeep Armed with Machine Guns:
Jeep
Top Speed: Fast
Weapon: Medium Machine gun
Rate of Fire: Very fast
Cargo: One or two units
Equipped for action:
- Role: These modified Willys MB-Jeeps serve as scout/reconnaissance vehicles for the plastic armies. They zip around the battlefield, gathering intel and engaging in commando tasks.
- Crew: Typically manned by a sergeant and a trooper (or perhaps a plastic soldier with a determined expression).
Firepower:
- Primary Weapon: Mounted on the central pintle, you’ll find the trusty M1919 air-cooled Browning machine gun. It’s the go-to for suppressing enemy plastic infantry.
- Updated backup option: Sometimes, when the situation gets extra intense (like when the cat shows up), they switch to the heavier M1917A1 liquid-cooled machine gun placed above the engine hood. It’s like upgrading from a pea shooter to a water balloon launcher.
- Bonus Firepower: Occasionally, they swap out the M1919 for the M1920 or a twin 50. Because why settle for less when you can have more plastic carnage?
Dimensions:
- Length: A manageable 5 inches. Small enough to fit on a bookshelf, yet large enough for an Army Men trooper to hop in.
- Width: A slender 2.33 inches. Just wide enough for its plastic wheels to roll smoothly.
- Height (Top Down): A modest 1.8 inches. Perfect for covert missions under miniature ferns.
- Height (Top Up): A towering 2.43 inches. When the plastic canvas roof is snapped on, it feels like a fortress for pocket-sized heroes.
Wheelbase and Ground Clearance:
- The Willys MB’s wheelbase now measures 3.14 inches—a tight fit for its scaled-down axles.
- Its ground clearance of 0.35 inches allows it to straddle tiny pebbles and navigate obstacles.
Tire Size and Pressures:
- The Willys rolls on 0.67-inch plastic tires. Their miniature treads grip the invisible mud, ensuring traction during rainstorms (or dewy mornings).
- The Green Army mechanic squints at the 0.03 psi tire pressures, essential for stability during high-speed chases with Tan Army beetles.
Performance and Fuel Range:
- The Willys MB isn’t just about looks; it’s got speed:
- Maximum Speed (High Range): A thrilling 0.82 mph in 3rd gear (top). The wind barely stirs the plastic grille.
- Fuel Consumption: A frugal 0.0001 mpg on average. The Green Army quartermaster nods approvingly.
- Fuel Range: A respectable 0.01 miles—enough to patrol a dollhouse living room or explore the miniature backyard.
Equipments, capacities and Fluids:
- Headlamp: A large blackout headlamp is mounted on the left front fender, because even plastic soldiers need headlights for night missions.
- The Willys MB’s plastic engine craves fluids like any Lilliputian machine:
- Engine Oil: 0.00003 quarts—the tiniest of lifeblood.
- Gearbox: 0.000005 quarts—for smooth shifts during covert ant reconnaissance.
- Transfer Box: 0.00001 quarts—because even micro-gears need lubrication.
- Differentials: 0.000008 quarts—to keep the axles turning, barely.
- Steering Box: 0.000001 quarts—for precision maneuvers at insect scale.
- Fuel Tank: A 0.0002-gallon reservoir—enough to cross a miniature kitchen linoleum or you know, just in case you need to drive to the other side of the sandbox of a square for human children.
Turning Circle and Fording Depth:
- The Willys MB executes a nimble 0.57-foot turning circle. It pirouettes around specks of dust and dodges breadcrumbs.
- When faced with a puddle (or a dewdrop), the Army Men driver checks the 0.07-inch fording depth. Plastic boots stay dry, barely.
Sources for this article:
Army Men: Air Tactics PC Manual
Armed and Armoured Willys MB-Jeeps
Willys MB – Wikipedia
US Army MB Willy’s Jeeps with 30 & 50 Caliber Machine Guns

